Disgusting Creature

It was Saturday, two days before Merdeka Day (Independence Day). All my roommates went back to their hometown (Kepong guy with Cindy, Bak Kut Teh Town with his loads of laundry, and Historic City with his intention going back to play Dota).

I woke up early that day, opened my window, then I could feel the nature of silence. There was no one screaming in the early morning (because usually the Bak Kut Teh guy will scream in the early morning and I think it is something to do with his testosterone). So, I went to the kitchen and took my mug and prepared a mug of cornflakes + milk.

After enjoying my breakfast, I walked around in the apartment and noticed that our apartment was damn dirty. There were so many aherm aherm on the floor, and I was thinking that those must be belongs to Bak Kut Teh guy. Therefore, I decided to clean the house since the one who always dirty the apartment was not in the apartment. Or else, usually after we clean the apartment, it only needs 2 seconds for him to dirty the floor.

Then, I went to the sink beside the toilet and I squatted down. I opened my search engine (my eyes) to search for something that can be used to clean the floor. Yes! I found something that can be use to clean the floor with, that is something called “EXTRA 500ml! Free 33%. Dettol. KILLS 99.9% of GERMS. 4 IN 1. Multi Action Cleaner”. I was murmuring to myself: “**What the P??… There is no such thing as KILLS 99.9% of GERMS lar~”. Anyway, there was nothing more in our apartment and I decided to use it. When I took the bottle of floor detergent, there was a cockroach. I was so scared when I saw the cockroach; the cockroach was so scared when it saw me. Both of us scare lo. I stood there like a tree trunk, doing nothing, just staring at the cockroach. After 5.69 seconds, I woke up from the shock. I quickly ran to the shoes’ cabinet to take the world greatest invention – RIDSECT and ran back to where the cockroach was like Usain Bolt so that it won’t escape. I spayed at the cockroach non-stop for 4.74 seconds.

After that, I checked on it. It was struggling there, haha… and 13.52 seconds later, it either fainted or died. I quickly put on my gloves and threw it into the toilet bowl and flushed it away… But I felt guilty too, NOT because of I killed that little creature, is because of causing depletion of ozone layer… What a sad world…

** What the p = abbreviation of What the potato = someone in our class like potato…